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Violent Little White Girl Hard Seltzer Morale Patch - Double Tap Surplus
Violent Little White Girl Hard Seltzer Morale Patch - Double Tap Surplus
Violent Little White Girl Hard Seltzer Morale Patch - Double Tap Surplus
Violent Little White Girl Hard Seltzer Morale Patch - Double Tap Surplus

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Violent Little "Literally" White Girl Hard Seltzer Morale Patch

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The morale patch is "Literally" flavored, which in our opinion is way better than the "can't even" and the "he's such a prick" flavors. Where did all these hard seltzers come from, anyway? They certainly do the trick, so no wonder they have taken America by storm. You're next Canada. Pick up a case of vaguely flavored alcoholic water in a can.

  • 1.5" x 4" Inches, PVC
  • Hook Velcro Backed w/ Loop
  • There still may be laws...